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3/10/10

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

  • When Chuck Norris was born, everyone else cried.
  • When Chuck Norris goes to someone else's birthday party, the host gives him a gift.
  • When Chuck Norris wishes someone, "Happy Birthday," they are happy... all year.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't get older. The world gets younger.
  • No one throws Chuck Norris a party. He throws it... far.
NEWS: Won "Chuck Norris Birthday Facts" contest hosted by Tyndale House Publishers with these five suggested facts to win an autographed copy of The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book: 101 of Chuck's Favorite Facts and Stories. According to Adam Sabados, Tyndale's PR person, Chuck Norris will not sign the book. He will tell the pen to sign.

I personally hoped he would sign it with his fist, but the book probably would not survive impact.

Happy Birthday Chuck!


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