- When Chuck Norris was born, everyone else cried.
- When Chuck Norris goes to someone else's birthday party, the host gives him a gift.
- When Chuck Norris wishes someone, "Happy Birthday," they are happy... all year.
- Chuck Norris doesn't get older. The world gets younger.
- No one throws Chuck Norris a party. He throws it... far.
I personally hoped he would sign it with his fist, but the book probably would not survive impact.
Happy Birthday Chuck!