|No God, No God Worshipers Allowed|
As we know:
- Only religious leaders commit sex crimes against young men.
- Only religious leaders are hypocrites.
- Only religious leaders scam.
- All those who believe in any religion are fools.
We will start with President Obama, who has made it clear he is a Christian, and, as such, is part of this scam of money and sexuality. Impeachment will soon be underway.
Following this, we will oust every religiously motivated soup kitchen. Remaining soup will be poured down sewers, assisted by the great grandson of Eliot Ness.
City names, like San Francisco, California; St. Louis, Missouri; and Santa Claus, Indiana, must be changed immediately to secular names.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson will now be referred to as "The Father of Jesse Jackson Jr."
All people owning St. Christopher's medals or plastic Jesus' on their car dashboards must recycle them. If it rains and/or freezes, you must now care. Drive carefully because you now have no protection.
Mizpahs, those medallions with two halves indicating a shared, but separated love, will be melted and turned into lockets. Feel free to miss your love, but present no pretense of Genesis 31:49, please.
The man who wanted to burn the Koran will be forgotten because both his theology that rejects Islam, and Islam itself, are no longer legal, and will be washed from the corporate, public memory. The State of Florida will burn any remaining Korans in a public closing of the mind ceremony.
Praying mantis insects will be stepped on when ever seen genuflecting, or otherwise appearing supplicatory. So as to not destroy the eco-system which has so far been supported, in part, by this vile rubbish of a creature, the legs which appear to be praying may be broken off and the mantis may live.
If you see a shamrock, note that the three leaves do not explain a Trinitarian god, and four leaves cannot represent good luck, a subtle form of religious hope. They are just weeds to you now.
Finally, atheists themselves are outlawed, and may expect to be immediately jailed, since what they do not believe in has no place in society, per the People, they, in defiance to what is no longer, are, by default, defying the Law. Anyone claiming to be atheists after the first 1W of 1M will be shot.