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5/17/11

Oprah's Last Show: Rumors We Will Not Hear

Guests
  • Cousin Oliver (Robbie Rist) from the Brady Bunch (to announce his big comeback in Las Vegas)
  • Professional racist and one of the Ku Klux Klan leaders Thomas Robb (to admit he is a loser with a special secret)
  • Paul "Pee-wee Herman" Reubens (to announce his enduring love for Robb)
  • Liberace (to announce he is not dead, and for Reubens to back off from Robb)
  • Martha Stewart (to acknowledge she hates crafts, cooking and gardening)
  • Rosie O'Donnell (to sincerely say something nice about someone she disagrees with)
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger (to admit he is, in fact, Democrat)

News
  • Oprah Winfrey to say Stedman was the brains behind the show
  • Oprah Winfrey to give away nothing, and say, "I'm not buying your love this time!"
  • Oprah Winfrey to say "Gee, we signed another contract."


Special Musical Guests
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