Oprah's Last Show: Rumors We Will Not Hear

Guests

• Cousin Oliver (Robbie Rist) from the Brady Bunch (to announce his big comeback in Las Vegas)
• Professional racist and one of the Ku Klux Klan leaders Thomas Robb (to admit he is a loser with a special secret)
• Paul "Pee-wee Herman" Reubens (to announce his enduring love for Robb)
• Liberace (to announce he is not dead, and for Reubens to back off from Robb)
• Martha Stewart (to acknowledge she hates crafts, cooking and gardening)
• Rosie O'Donnell (to sincerely say something nice about someone she disagrees with)
• Arnold Schwarzenegger (to admit he is, in fact, Democrat)

News

• Oprah Winfrey to say Stedman was the brains behind the show
• Oprah Winfrey to give away nothing, and say, "I'm not buying your love this time!"
• Oprah Winfrey to say "Gee, we signed another contract."

Special Musical Guests

• Peter Noone of Herman's Hermits to sing their hit, "I'm Henry the Eighth I Am"
• Milli Vanilli to reunite, singing "Auld Lang Syne," this time without lipsync
• Bob Dylan to sing a duet medley with Helen Reddy, "Just Like a Woman/I Am Woman"

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