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9/21/11

Eight Reasons to Love MySpace

Eight Reasons to Love MySpace

  1. It has seven letters. That's lucky, right?
  2. First letter is 'm'. Last letter is 'e'. Subliminally, it is all about 'me'. Who am I?
  3. It gave us a dreaded business model concern, "To be MySpaced is to be rendered impotent, like a satellite in the sky waiting to fall (but no one cares if it does)."
  4. It is run by Mark Zuckerberg.
  5. Oh, wait, #4 is about Facebook.
  6. There really are no good reasons to like MySpace, are there?
  7. Placekeeper. Fill in your reason here. If you can make it sound like Facebook, even better.
  8. Google+
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