|1940's Retro Candy Gift Box|
- Suck your teeth.
Work out that corn on the cob piece from last night. Still bugs you, huh? Suck away, my friend, you've got time.
- Call your mama.
She loves you, bud. She tolerated your antics and shenanigans throughout your youth. You know the number.
- Write useless posts on your blog.
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